PERSON A: Thank you for sending almost daily messages of: ‘Good morning princess.’ It meant so much. Sorry we didn’t live closer so that we could be friends.
PERSON B: Oh, my goodness. Every time I looked at your profile you seemed perfect. Then, I would get to that snake part, uhhh, no.
PERSON C: Sorry we didn’t get to go to those fun places we had in common. You had a lot of confusion, and that’s your choice….
PERSON D: You were in a different town when we chatted. When alerts showed up on your phone that a tornado was in the area, you actually sent a text to check on me. Thank you. It meant so much.
PERSON E: I don’t know whose legs you see, but I only did a head shot.
PERSON F: You want to do what with me?
PERSON G: Yes. I know that you would give me flowers and write me poems. You are so sweet.
PERSON H: Why do you want ME to come to your place? Do you have an ankle bracelet? (I am asked this on another site also)
PERSON I: Wow. What a pompous ass you are! You think I do not have an important role at my company and said, “Aww. That must be a rewarding job for you.” You have no idea what I do, the people I know, or the people I meet on a daily basis. And you sell outside at concession stands?
PERSON J: I am sure I could have been financially stable, our parent’s taken care of, and a happy life, but I am just not feeling in love with you. I felt nothing- no butterflies, saw no stars. I don’t care how much money you make.
PERSON K: Yes. I understand why you left this God awful town so long ago. And- thank you for giving me a warning about what you descent guys go through on this site. Person D warned me, too. I should have listened.
PERSON L: I know that I still need to do a profile so that guy’s will know what I am looking for. It would narrow it down for me and you. I just haven’t had the time, and I feel the need to get off of this site tomorrow. Maybe we will meet on site again–some other time.
Ladies, it is a zoo out there!